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Dr. Cassidy
- Context:
- Cassidy is an Irish vampire talking to himself in his car. The Saint of Killers just shot him point blank in the face and then left.
- Cassidy:
- Tell me, Doctor Cassidy: how would you treat a large-caliber gunshot wound resulting in massive tissue and blood loss.
- Also Cassidy (as Dr. Cassidy):
- Well, I would obviously recommend drinking a couple morons' worth of fresh blood and letting the wound heal up by itself... but I would advise that the patient first find that Saint of Killers fucker and drive a pick up truck up the bastard's arse at top-speed
- Cassidy:
- And what purpose would that serve, Doctor?
- "Dr." Cassidy:
- Well, it would first help the patient to feel more positive, a vital step on the road to recovery... and it would also save one Revernd Jesse Custer from from certain death at the hands of said fucker.
- Cassidy:
- But Doctor: Jesse Custer forced the patient to stop drinking that little shitkicker's blood, and then went on to call him an abomination
- "Dr." Cassidy:
- Yes, but careful consideration will reveal that Jesse is not a bad bloke really, and tempers were pretty heated all round. If the patient doesn't help, he knows he'll feel bad for at least a year.
- Cassidy:
- You're a right bloody bastard Dr. Cassidy. I'm glad I came to you.
Batman’s Oath If He Became the Green Lantern
In darkest night,
In darkest night,
No evil shall escape my sight,
In darkest night,
I’m the goddamn Batman.
[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]
Ring Capacity by Kirby Krackle, an awesome nerd-rock band that’s going to play at Supanova. Best song about the Green Lantern ever.
