December 2011
24 posts
“Space is big. Really big. You just won’t believe how vastly, hugely, mind-...”
– The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy.
person: i love that band
me: they are my babies
person: what
me: they are mine
person: they're over 30
me: i have to protect them
person: more than one of them is married
me: babies
/stab
Friend: So you remember [that pretty girl around your age who shares your interests and passions that you were talking to a few weeks ago in that other city and that you no longer have an opportunity to see]
Me: Yeah, she was cool
Friend: She was totally flirting with you
Me: WHAT!?
Friend: Yeah, it was obvious
Me: WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME?
Friend: /shrugs
Me; AFGHSADGJJKHSADKHJSDHLKGSAHJLS!!!!!!
November 2011
13 posts
