A dramatic reading of LMFAO’s “Sexy and I Know It”.
HOLY SHIT HAHAHAH, i hate this song but this is fucking hilarious
(Source: tyleroakley)
John Green: Harry Potter Nerds Win at Life (x)
It is not often, certainly not often enough, that a piece of fiction allows me to so clearly cut through the billion uncertainties of life to see truth I never would have thought possible to know. Nor is it often that a book can make me feel so alive, so human and so aware, while striking me with the shocking notion that I understand a mere fraction of what there is to understand, like the Pale Blue Dot is a fraction of the universe. It’s with these thoughts, and many more, though so many less than is possible, that I finish The Fault In Our Stars by John Green, and with which I thank not only him, but the plentitude of other authors and artists who have instilled upon me this same indescribable feeling which with melancholy inevitability, time erases in a slow, painful fade. Even now I am unassailably extricated from the beautiful heart and mind of the artist, which they have very kindly and with much talent, allowed me to see, and into the vast darkness of a lonely mind.
Thank you, beyond words, for doing with such beauty that which makes us truly human; and for showing me a mind (and by extension, a world) outside myself.
okay ANDRWE FUCKING SCOTT FUCKING STOP IT NO ON ELIKES YOU OR YOUR SUTPID FUCKING ACCENT OR YOUR DUMB UNBUTTONED SHIRT YOU LOOK LIKE A WHORE NO FUCK YOU STOP
Oh my god. Oh my god.
Oh my god, I found it.
“Hermaphrodite sex. Two anorexic angels screwing on top of a bus. A fat woman being pleasured by a disembodied head. No, I’m sorry, that one is definitely a butterfly. But he’s having sex.”
i can’t
i have lost the ability to can.
go on without me.
is it just me…. or is that the woman who plays watson’s wife in guy ritchie’s holmes?
i’m like… 86% convinced it is.
it is I’m sure
(Source: stilettov)
And now i’m singing Bruce’s philosophers drinking song
(Source: blackbirdmcnight)
